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    11/09/2006

    小凉的烦恼

    某年年中,小凉终于决定参加村里的一个舞蹈团,练习舞蹈。每天安排好时间和好友一起去跳,可以说是乐在其中,还不时的向小龙,小亮和小龟炫耀一下。这样快乐的小凉突然在某月某一天某一时某一分某一秒发现自己ms,好像,大概,可能,也许,看上了团里的一个年轻的老师|||怎么办?!从来没有过追人经验的小凉陷入了烦恼中………………没有关系,小凉有好朋友可以帮忙!!
     
    说起来小凉的意中人是什么样子呢?从小凉那里得知,此人皮相一般帅,海拔足有一点七,舞蹈老师是兼职,警察文秘是本行,本行虽做了有几年,其实人家才十九||||好像还不错,不过……比小凉小了1+1岁……
     
    众朋友得知后……
    小亮:警匪一家,警察就是半个流氓!!(凉:他人不错……)
    小龟:比小凉小1+1岁哟,不够成熟!这么小就出来工作,文化水平也不能高!(凉:有道理……)
    小龙:文化水平太低,以后难有大发展!经济地位相差悬殊,搞不好会出家庭悲剧==|||(凉:……)
     
    虽然朋友们提出了各种说法,但陷入单恋中的小凉依然不肯放弃!于是小凉每天都在努力与老师交流,不过这位仁兄却很喜欢和欧巴桑们套近乎,把偶们年轻可爱的小凉放在一边(凉:555~~~ 众:阉了他!!==||||)。
     
    就这样过了一段日子,当朋友们认为小凉总该有些进展的时候……
    凉:他已经好几天没有来了,因为他的腰犯病了,是老毛病了……偶还没有跟他说话呢~~~~~~5555~~~~~~~~~
    众:……我倒……
    凉:偶们两个无缘的说,泪~~~~~
    小亮+小龟:可怜的孩子~~~~摸摸~~~
    小龙(跳出来):啊~~~那这样就更不可以了!!!这么年轻腰就不好,以后结了婚,重活都要小凉做了,好辛苦的!!也许还会瘫痪,那,那小凉岂不是独自一人担负家庭!要养老爸老妈,要养老公孩子,小凉,你好命苦呀~~~~~~~(扑向某凉)
    众:==|||
    天音:hohohoho~~~~~~
    众:谁人?!
    天音:你们说的都不重要!
    众:啊?
    天音:腰不好就会影响腰部以下的运动……
    众:嗯~(点头ing)
    天音:这样子就会影响到偶们小凉的XXOO生活……
    众:……色天音……
    天音:大家可不能忽视这一点,这是人类的本能~~~~哈哈哈~~~~(消音~~~)
    众:……好强!可以把问题上升到这一高度,不是简单的人物呀!!Orz
    凉:…… = =||||
     
    小凉到底要怎么选择呢?我们这些旁观者只能给你一些建议,真正的权利在你的手里!
     
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    鲸鱼wrote:
    小亮自己好象也是流氓来着~~~
    19 Sept.
    asobu Sunwrote:
    天音最高= =+
    小凉...我也不指望众人的口水能把你已经沉底的决心浮起来了...但素~你也表看的忒重了啊~给我好好的现实的生活啊!!!!
    和老外^^;还是米文化的老外...绝对是E搞虐文!HAPPY ENDING IS IMPOSSIBLE...
    (某KAME上...)
    11 Sept.
    哈哈哈哈哈~~~~~~~~~~~~
    先让我笑够了在说!!!
    11 Sept.

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